I’m sitting here watching an episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter (why I have no clue) where they are trying to get this guy named Ruben Reed for dating an underage chic and other things. Dog sends his wife (Beth the Bitch) and his prego daughter who’s nine months already. She’s says she doesn’t want to go and yet Beth the Bitch tells her that family over rules her husbands request. F’ that crap she can go and get f’in bent! Anyway, Beth the Bitch and the daughter knock on the dudes door and he asks who’s there. Then he supposedly closes the door on him. After he comes to the door again and opens it, Dog runs up the steps and starts screaming don’t move, blah blah bah… like a f’in retard that has turrets! Then to top it all off the f’ tard goes and points his can of pepper spray directly at him WHILE his prego daughter and Beth the Bitch are standing in between him and the Ruben dude. I mean really, can you be ANY MORE STUPID AND RECKLESS?
Many moons ago, I assisted on several bounty hunts. They pay great, give you one hell of an adrenaline rush, and being 18 at the time, it was the ultimate feeling of power and control. We call the cops tell them we’re arms and attempting a fugitive recovery and it’s almost free reign to do whatever to catch the “criminal”! We would go guns drawn and ready to throw down. Broke sliding glass doors with asps to do multiple point entries and whatnot. We took care of business and business was great. We NEVER sat there and wore badges since then you can get in trouble of impersonating an officer. These guys are really a bunch of over-glorified idiots. Beth is an asshole and very conceded for what reason I have NO idea. She damn sure isn’t all – as a matter of fact, she’s far from it. Then this whole religious I found my self and you can too crap is old. He should have stayed locked up in Mexico but because he’s a media figure, he got out of crap and that my friends…
is BULLCRAP!!
22 responses to “I’m tired of Dog the Bounty Hunter!”
Yo thats my brother Reuben? i heard he was on that fucked up show and showing his god damn face to the world, and guarentee people are talkin shit about him as they watch that. by any chance you got a video link to that episode? if so that’ll be tight, i would wanna see it myself cuz my friends keep telling me my older bros on dog the bounty hunter. can you send the link to my email? reedjerel808@aim.com thanks
Jerel,
Sorry to hear that this may be your brother I’m talking about. I don’t have a link to the episode, but the episode title is called: BOUNTY BABY and it aired on 16 June 2010.
Yeah thats my brother alright, its so ucked up that when hes already cuffed, dogs fuckin dumbass kept yelling at him with the mace in his face, even hes cuffed! that shit really pisses me off to the fullest. he was no treat at all. im proud of him that he kept it cool.
He should be in jail! The show is fake anyways. Notice all the “big and bad criminals” they target on the show are never armed or put up any fight? Also, he’s a little b$#ch, too. Just a little fella that couldn’t apprehend a hardened criminal if his life depended on it. One of these days he’ll either mess with the wrong dude or run into legal trouble due to his blatant abuse of the law.
That’s just Dog. Toss in his fat idiot wife, trailer park daughter and the rest of the degenerate family, and you’ve got one heck of a group! Makes for good TV. OK, ‘ll admit, I actually enjoyed the show at first. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that the show and his business is exactly what’s wrong with our country today!
True dat, fuck the dog. He tink he all tap. Hes a fuckin hypocrite. All show and no action. He aint shit without his other lil bitches helping him.
You got that right kicker lol
of course it is all staged and rehearsed – if that little douche or any of his wanna be cop family came to my house with that act they would have to be scraped off the sidewalk after I blew them away for home invasion.
and it would not be the first time.
happened once before and the Sheriff congratulated me.
I don’t understand what beth is . Is she Mexican? White? Hawaiian? Somoa? gangsta ? Because every time she talks she uses a different accent !! She’s a big fing idiot !! The rest of the family seems pretty cool . Beth is extremely unprofessional, immature , and makes a complete ass of herself constantly !! I don’t know how dog deals with her big fat ass !! ” look at me I’m 300 pounds and wear heels on a bounty hunt” !! What an idiot !! !! And how bout her yelling and screaming and cussing at the person then five minutes later they are best friends and singing coom by yah!! She’s a complete idiot and looks like a complete fool!!!! Can’t stand that bitch !!
Yea,i just watched an episode, there all fucking morons,i wanna kick the shit out of Leland and dog at the same time,then stick the old willie up beths asshole,fuckin hillbillies hippocrit s fuckem all,i can go on and on,but fuck it you get it.
What annoys me but also makes me laugh my ass off is when Dog doesnt catch a criminal because the police got them first and Dog literally throws a tantrum about it. Basically stating its not fair because it was his catch to get. Then will sit there and take he has got to be the BIGGEST man baby I have ever seen in my life. Dog will cry at the drop of the hat over any reason pertaining to HIM!! And omg lol the episode where its mothers day and he get Beth tickets to a fight and in the middle of the round he throws another tantrum because he claims boxing or wrestling hurts his soul and spirit. LOL
The most annoying thing about Dog is the fact when he wants something done he makes either Beth or his kids do it. He needs to make a phone call….he makes Tim, Leland, Duane Lee or Beth DIAL the phone for him then he gets on and speaks!! Obviously he does not know how to dial a phone of any kind. And any time someone else makes the bust, Dog takes the credit for it…because he cannot stand that the attention is not on him. Everyone on his crew when raiding a house or surrounding a house does ALL of the work while he just stands there while “barking” orders at everyone, then HE runs into the house or whatnot, knocking over his own crew to look or feel like the freakin hero.
Hes an idiot and he put bounty hunting to shame. He claims he has morals and shit but cannot even stay faithful to his wife Beth….though if she ever thought Dog would be faithful to her, shes delusional since he cheated on his first TWO wives WITH Beth!!! Once a cheater always a cheater…and whats sad is he has passed that down to his own kids.
3rd line got messed up, somehow the rest of my sentence at the end of line 3 did not post, is probably because my laptop is crap lol
What it should say is : Then will sit there and still take half credit for a bust he was too late on but the cops made because according to Dog, it was his bond, his bust. Just like in one episode he yells at Leland for calling to check on active warrants on this one guy that was a bond revocation….saying it was Lelands fault the cops got there first. Even though Beth tells Dog that Leland was only doing what hes been taught to do, Dog continues blaming him for the loss capture. Dog then openly admits that hes STILL pissed because of a guy he went to go pick up DIED 10 minutes prior to Dog getting there…and that he lost that catch. Hes a complete moron.
yeh fuck that bitch. He maybe pulls that stunt in Hawaii with his pepper spray. In North Philadelphia, the homies would blast a .357 magnum round into him and his cow of a wife.
Amen can’t stand any of them why is his wife so fat? Does she need to dress in high heels gloves tight jeans on her huge pimple filled add? Why does dog never button his shirt? Fear factor no hair wtf…this show needs to go into the toilet asap forever
Is baby Lisa slightly retarded? What’s with that over bite she has????duh…duh…
Then don’t watch it! You stupid liberal
this website is hateful and ridiculous. All of you shameful people that sit behind your computers need to recognize that people are different. Everyone is not a dumb shit like you. People are genuine and nice. People are real and not fake. They may be different, but they are awesome in their own way. Shame on everyone on this thread. It truly makes me sick. If dog, Beth, or baby Lisa, are listening…. we are here and we are loving it. Thank you so much
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He must be going through a mid-life crisis he dresses like an adolescent big old saggy boobies and that beer belly . He stole his hair from the 1980s rock band. . for God’s sakes old man you’re nothing to look at buttonin your fucking shirt up.. nobody wants to see them saggy old titties
I just think a grown man with really crappy long hair with a bald patch shining through the back with that little tuft of hair that looks similar to a rhinoceros horn in the front is ridiculous! He looks like a pot-bellied, skinny legged moron with that shirt always unbuttoned half way down his chest is beyond stupid. He wears dark sunglasses on the indoors, probably trying to hide his blood shot eyes! Beth dresses like and looks like a fat over-the-hill hooker! Who can take these people seriously? Not I!!!
I just think a grown man with really crappy long hair with a bald patch shining through the back with that little tuft of hair that looks similar to a rhinoceros horn in the front is ridiculous! He looks like a pot-bellied, skinny legged moron with that shirt always unbuttoned half way down his chest is beyond stupid. He wears dark sunglasses on the indoors, probably trying to hide his blood shot eyes! Beth dresses like and looks like a fat over-the-hill hooker! Who can take these people seriously? Not I!!!
Dude proud of finding an empty drink can at a campsite. Never any proof or evidence that it has anything whatsoever to do with Brian Laundrie. Comes across as a dangerous, self-righteous, incompetent narcissist.
What is wrong with you people?! THIS is what’s wrong with this country!! Being so rude, mean, and just plain hateful. You all should be ashamed.
#1 Beth was not far. She just had HUGE boobs which made her look bigger. And she was very pretty, even without all the makeup.
#2 They genuinely wanted to help people hence all the talks and giving them smokes before they went in. They gave back to the community, did make a wish things, and just cared about people.
Quit being so negative life’s to short!!